i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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