Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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