we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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