wrigley field is MILF paradise
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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