Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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