Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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