Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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