I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
