On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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