Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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