I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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