no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
is wine microwaveable?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think I sprained my soul last night
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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