ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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