You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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