ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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