Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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