My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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