Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I supernannyed him into submission
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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