Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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