I'm jealous of your bromance
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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