I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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