This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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