Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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