I'm going to rape someone's good day.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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