so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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