I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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