Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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