you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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