im drinking this country out of the recession.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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