just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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