I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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