The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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