it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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