Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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