My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Boobs are out for the taking
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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