On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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