u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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