Whod you bang
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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