covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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