If i come over, it means nothing
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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