She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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