I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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