East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Did I show you my penis last night?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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