dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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