What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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