There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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