Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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