theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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