No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
