I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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