he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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