gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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