Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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