some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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