I hate all girls vehemently.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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