I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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