okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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