I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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