Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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